Smelly Cat Medley Phoebe Buffay and the Hairballs, and the Pretenders

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault

You may not be a bed of roses
You're not friend to those with noses
I'll miss you before the dawn
Or the world will smell as one

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
It's not your fault

Oh are we done?
One, two, what's that smell?

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
What are they feeding you?
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
You're getting fat

I think that I'm gonna be sick
Use your lips, and arms and pit
Part of red, tempt me (?)

All the gods in the neighborhood
Are saying this for your own good
Why don't you fetch, so you can't run
No fun, I bet, No fun

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
Porno makes you eat like that
I saw you on the shopping mall

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault, Smelly Cat, It's not your fault

Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
It's not your fault
We know what was in your food
They say it might affect your mood

You smell like something dead (3x)

One, two, what's that smell?
Yeah, that's not the song