Two Of Them Kissed Last Night

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There was a girl let's call her Betty

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And a guy let's call him Neal

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Now I can't stress this point too strongly

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This story isn't real (...)

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(...) Now our Neal must decide

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Who will be the girl that he casts aside

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Will Betty be the one who he loves truly

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Or will it be the one who we'll call Lulie

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He must decide, he must decide, even though I made him up, he must decide